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I think these are all of them. If you still want to play, comment here.


For [livejournal.com profile] gwenn_b


Five times Lancelot forced/convinced Galahad to take on his house duties.

1. Galahad had to wash all the second story windows in exchange for Lancelot not telling Gawain that it was Galahad who put a scratch on the motorcycle Gawain has claimed as his own and forbidden Galahad to touch.

2. Galahad had to do Lancelot's laundry in exchange for Lancelot not telling Bedivere that it was Galahad who had been snitching from his "secret" stash of cookies.

3. Galahad had to clean out the refrigerator in exchange for not being killed for accidentally bleaching Lancelot's (formerly mostly black) laundry. Galahad wondered afterward if being killed might not have been the better option.

4. Galahad had to scrub the wine stains out of the carpet in one of the downstairs rooms in exchange for Lancelot not telling everyone about what happened with that girl at the grocery store.

5. Galahad eagerly volunteered to take on any and all of Lancelot's chores for the next month after he barged into Arthur's office without knocking and saw something he shouldn't have.

For [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl


Five shirts that Galahad bought and now can't find and what their actual fate was.

Lost Shirt No. 1: Yvain makes fun of Galahad's clothes, but secretly wonders if he would look good in them. One night, he went out to a club with Owein, and "borrowed" one of Galahad's shirts. Yvain had a very good time, but the shirt was never seen again. Rumor has it that it is now the property of a bouncer named Otto, but that can't be confirmed.

Lost Shirt No. 2: Galahad has looked nearly everywhere for his pink Comme des Garcons shirt, but he hasn't looked behind the books on the fourth shelf of the third bookcase from the door in the library. Gaheris stuffed it there, because, well, it's pink.

Lost Shirt No. 3: Tor is holding it hostage. He's waiting for Galahad to realize it, at which point he will list his demands. The problem, though, is that Tor hid it so well, he can't quite remember where it is.

Lost Shirt No. 4: It's in the glove compartment in Arthur's car. No one really knows how it got there, but since it's now stained from the juice bottle that someone also left there, no one is particularly interested in telling Galahad where it is.

Lost Shirt No. 5: Lamerok dared Urre to slide down the main banister and to land in the wading pool going backwards and blindfolded. Unbeknownst to the blindfolded Urre, Lionel had added green dye to the water in the wading pool. Urre claims it was Lionel's idea and Lionel claims it was Lamerok's, but someone decided that one of Galahad's shirt's would make a good blindfold. The now mostly green shirt is buried in the yard along with incriminating evidence from some other escapades. Although they managed to hide the shirt, Lamerok, Urre, and Lionel couldn't hide that they had streaked the foyer walls with green splashes. Arthur was not pleased. And he he hasn't even noticed the small, green spot on D'Augbiny the Elder's painting yet. No wonder the old gent looks so pissed. Oh, and Urre's skin still has a faint greenish cast in certain types of light.




Five books that Lancelot won't admit to liking now that he can read.

I cheated a bit on this one too--five books L secretly reads, but that he doesn't necessary like. Sorry.

1. Le Morte D'Arthur. Lancelot hates this book, but finds himself reading it--it's like picking at a scab. The copy of the book he has is falling apart, because he tends to throw it against the wall frequently. But he does rather enjoy the part where "Arthur" conquers the Roman Empire, although he's pissed that the character masquerading as him is not yet in the story at that point.
2. The Twenty-First Century For Dummies. Lancelot finds the title insulting, but there was no book called The Twenty-First Century for Fifth Century Sarmatian Knights Brought Back From the Dead, so it has to do.
3. The Iliad. Although he scoffs at the chariot usage, it reminds him of the stories his father used to tell him. He likes the descriptions of the fighting, even though there aren't enough horses.
4. The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. He hasn't actually read this one, but he keeps meaning to, despite how thick it is. With a title like that, it's got to be good, right?
5. The Joy of Gay Sex. He found this hidden under one of the couch cushions in the sitting room. At first he was skeptical and dubious, but he did pick up a few interesting things. He also could tell the authors a thing or two--if he were so inclined.


For [livejournal.com profile] far_mountain


Five jobs the knights would be best suited for, if they couldn't be knights anymore.

Oh, god. This really would depend on the knight, I think, but here goes:

1. Working on a demolition crew
2. Running a horse farm (provided there were pubs nearby)
3. Being a crime syndicate
4. Bill collectors
5. Rent boys Stockbrokers. Come on, it's gambling with other people's money. They'd clean up.

Date: 2006-08-30 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
Lancelot would probably be pleased to know that The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire is enjoyed by a certain fictional hero named Horatio Hornblower. He wouldn't know *why* he was so pleased, but it'd give him a bit of a grin anyhow.

Thanks so much!

Date: 2006-08-30 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
hee. But Lancelot has seen a few of the movies with that Hornblower fellow and isn't impressed (and what kind of stupid name is "Hornblower" says the pot to the kettle). Duty? Honor? Math? (At least Arthur doesn't like Math.) That blond fellow isn't so bad, though. But Lancelot did find the whole lot of them unforgivably stupid for not just sticking a knife in the crazy captain from the get go.

(When Galahad unwisely commented that the wimpy ship guy looked a lot like Lancelot, he found himself scrubbing the grout in Lancelot and Arthur's bathroom with a toothbrush for the rest of the night.)

Date: 2006-08-31 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darklyscarlett.livejournal.com
5. Rent boys Oh, I forgot about that scheme Bors, Gaheris and Lancelot had come up with to finally put Tor and Gally's escapist social aspirations to good use. Didn't they just tell them they were to 'escort' the wealthy gents at that Burberry party? Must have necessitated a rescue by Tristan.

Honestly, I'm sick with a bad head cold, and this just made my evening!

Date: 2006-08-31 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
Tor ended up punching his client (although to this day, it's not clear that he gets what was actually going on). Gally refused to leave until he got the money he was promised--or at least some of the clothes.

Hope you feel better soon!

Date: 2006-08-31 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasha-b.livejournal.com
3. Galahad had to clean out the refrigerator in exchange for not being killed for accidentally bleaching Lancelot's (formerly mostly black) laundry. Galahad wondered afterward if being killed might not have been the better option.

*spit take* ahahahahahaaa!

5. The Joy of Gay Sex. He found this hidden under one of the couch cushions in the sitting room. At first he was skeptical and dubious, but he did pick up a few interesting things. He also could tell the authors a thing or two--if he were so inclined.

Oh god, that *screams* for a story. :)))))



Date: 2006-08-31 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
But would the story be about (1) how the book got to be under the couch cushions, (2) what Lancelot learned from the book, or (3) what Lancelot knows that the book doesn't? (And these are purely rhetorical questions, cause no way am I writing any of it. No.

Date: 2006-08-31 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasha-b.livejournal.com
Oh, not in your 'verse, hon. That would be in lbts 'verse. I'm not touching Resurrection with a ten foot pole. :p

Date: 2006-08-31 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
I figured you meant in LBTS, but still--I'm not sure whether to be offended or not. :p

Date: 2006-08-31 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasha-b.livejournal.com
Ahahahaa. No, take it as a compliment. Resurrection is too good for me to dare touch. :)

Date: 2006-08-31 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] far-mountain.livejournal.com
I don't know about you, but I definitely have glee!

Date: 2006-08-31 02:18 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-08-31 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pharaohs-kitty.livejournal.com
Ah! All very wonderful. Lots of them made me laugh so hard that the other restaurant patrons are looking at me funny. Love the five books one. I wonder if Lancelot has read Bulfinch's Mythology yet?
PeeK

Date: 2006-08-31 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
My usual place for getting stared at for laughing in public is the subway, so I sympathize. :p I don't know if L has read Bulfinch yet. I'm not sure what his reaction would be.

Date: 2006-08-31 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gwenn-b.livejournal.com
I sooo pity Galahad....
lol!

Date: 2006-08-31 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com
You know he brings it on himself. :P

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