Resurrection Five Question Meme

Here are the ones I've done so far. It's not too late to play (or play again if you're inclined). Just comment here.

For sasha_b

( Five ways Arthur tried to control Lancelot in public. )

For ivy03

( Five things Lancelot would say to the Jehovah's Witness unfortunate enough to knock on the mansion's front door. )

For darklyscarlett

( Top 5 embarrassing (drunken? accidental?) romantic/sexual situations amongst the knights ever since they were resurrected.  )

For ivy03

( Five ways Arthur tried to explain to his knights about modern birth control and STDs. And Five ways the knights responded. )

For sarmajere

( The knights' five favorite non alcoholic beverages )

For far_mountain

( Five practical jokes Tristan has played on any of the other knights. And not get blamed for any of them. )