4. Threats of no sex (responded to with a smoldering look straight into Arthur's eyes and a slow smile, the reaction to which made the threat seem extremely unlikely to be carried out). 5. Promises of sex (But Lancelot knew he'd get that anyway). 6. Gag and leash (oh wait, no, Arthur only imagined that one). *sporfle* *does spit take* *shoos away plot bunnies*
2. When Arthur walked into the kitchen late one night, he found Bruenor naked and holding a stick of butter. Arthur turned around and walked out. Bruenor later protested that he was trying out a recipe from the "Naked Chef" but Arthur put his hands over his ears. Luckily for Bruenor, Lancelot was still dead at this point. AAHAHHAAAAA.
3. Bors came home bragging about how he had found a new bar where he had gotten four blow jobs in one night from four different women. The next night, a bunch of the knights went with him to check out this miraculous bar. It was Tristan who informed Bors that the women there were not in fact women. Bors never went back, but a few of the other knights did. And I think I want to know which ones. :p
1. "It's like a sheath for your sword. Only rubber. No, the other sword." Arthur: *headdesk*
4. "Really, the safest thing is monogamy. Mo-no-ga-my. It means only having one sexual partner. No, not per night. Just one sexual partner. Yes, the same one every night. Yes, daytime, too. . . . . No, Gaheris, this is not solely an attempt to lay in the ground work to try to keep Lancelot in line once he's resurrected." OMFG. Oh, Arthur. *snort*
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Date: 2006-08-30 12:08 am (UTC)4. Threats of no sex (responded to with a smoldering look straight into Arthur's eyes and a slow smile, the reaction to which made the threat seem extremely unlikely to be carried out).
5. Promises of sex (But Lancelot knew he'd get that anyway).
6. Gag and leash (oh wait, no, Arthur only imagined that one). *sporfle* *does spit take* *shoos away plot bunnies*
2. When Arthur walked into the kitchen late one night, he found Bruenor naked and holding a stick of butter. Arthur turned around and walked out. Bruenor later protested that he was trying out a recipe from the "Naked Chef" but Arthur put his hands over his ears. Luckily for Bruenor, Lancelot was still dead at this point. AAHAHHAAAAA.
3. Bors came home bragging about how he had found a new bar where he had gotten four blow jobs in one night from four different women. The next night, a bunch of the knights went with him to check out this miraculous bar. It was Tristan who informed Bors that the women there were not in fact women. Bors never went back, but a few of the other knights did. And I think I want to know which ones. :p
1. "It's like a sheath for your sword. Only rubber. No, the other sword." Arthur: *headdesk*
4. "Really, the safest thing is monogamy. Mo-no-ga-my. It means only having one sexual partner. No, not per night. Just one sexual partner. Yes, the same one every night. Yes, daytime, too. . . . . No, Gaheris, this is not solely an attempt to lay in the ground work to try to keep Lancelot in line once he's resurrected." OMFG. Oh, Arthur. *snort*
You're brilliant. :))))