Ha! I will be picking your brain, no doubt. For now, though, hit me what you consider to be the most histrionic/silly/cheesy/melodramatic of these shows--one preferably watched by housewives, which "real men" would never, ever admit to watching. Also--how often it would come on and what time of day and anything about it's plot you feel like passing on. I'm not yet sure where this might crop up, but if I have it to hand, I'm more likely to make some kind of use of it. Certainly no rush in any response.

And guns. We'll have to discuss what the coolest guns are sometime. Because just typing that sentence sort of makes me go wtf am I thinking.