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darklyscarlett and sasha_b will likely be amused by this, and maybe not even them. A small moment from AU!Resurrection (the even more crackified version (which I usually keep safely confined in my own head)):
Gareth: *Hits speed dial for Tristan on his mobile.*
Tristan: *Pulls mobile from his pocket and flips it open and waits.*
Gareth: *Hears only silence.* Er, Tristan? *Pulls phone from ear, checks screen and frowns.*
Tristan: Yes. *His tone, although flat, somehow conveys that Gareth is asking an extremely stupid question.*
Gareth: *Looks at mobile screen again, double checking.* Why does the phone say “harp” rather than you name?
Tristan: *unperturbed* It’s my mobile's name.
Gareth: *Is bewildered, but then remembers something.* I thought Kay said you named your phone after your hawk? *He’d thought it was odd, because the idea of Tristan naming his mobile . . . and because, as far as he knew, Tristan’s hawk hadn’t had a name, except, well, maybe, Hawk.*
Tristan: *unperturbed* Yes.
Hee! Okay, so I amuse myself. I’m so extremely sleep deprived and stressed out by work right now that it’s either make really bad jokes, commit violent acts or pray for the apocalypse. I think the bad jokes are the lesser evil. Maybe.
And thanks tolessy37 for indulging us and making the icon shown here (as well as some others). : ) Perhaps it’s not necessary to say that the icon came out of the same KA screening that this little dialogue does. ; )
Okay, bye.
darklyscarlett and sasha_b will likely be amused by this, and maybe not even them. A small moment from AU!Resurrection (the even more crackified version (which I usually keep safely confined in my own head)):Gareth: *Hits speed dial for Tristan on his mobile.*
Tristan: *Pulls mobile from his pocket and flips it open and waits.*
Gareth: *Hears only silence.* Er, Tristan? *Pulls phone from ear, checks screen and frowns.*
Tristan: Yes. *His tone, although flat, somehow conveys that Gareth is asking an extremely stupid question.*
Gareth: *Looks at mobile screen again, double checking.* Why does the phone say “harp” rather than you name?
Tristan: *unperturbed* It’s my mobile's name.
Gareth: *Is bewildered, but then remembers something.* I thought Kay said you named your phone after your hawk? *He’d thought it was odd, because the idea of Tristan naming his mobile . . . and because, as far as he knew, Tristan’s hawk hadn’t had a name, except, well, maybe, Hawk.*
Tristan: *unperturbed* Yes.
Hee! Okay, so I amuse myself. I’m so extremely sleep deprived and stressed out by work right now that it’s either make really bad jokes, commit violent acts or pray for the apocalypse. I think the bad jokes are the lesser evil. Maybe.
And thanks to
lessy37 for indulging us and making the icon shown here (as well as some others). : ) Perhaps it’s not necessary to say that the icon came out of the same KA screening that this little dialogue does. ; )Okay, bye.
