The Real Thing

For various reasons, which are probably apparent to any of you who've been nice enough to read the latest Resurrection fic, I've been thumbing through Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur recently. Revisiting it after quite a while has brought home to me that no mater how crazy anything I write is, Malory is the crackiest crack that ever cracked. I had forgotten just how very insane his book is. I could never, ever hope to match it in sheer craziness.

( Cut for blathering about Malory!crack )