"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."
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esmerelda_t, I had to pass this along. The BBC lists some of Bush's more misunderestimated sayings. Go read them and laugh until you weep.
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And I had totally forgotten this incident:
"If you'd wanted to invent a story to make Bush look foolish, you might have spun a tale of him choking on a pretzel while watching a football game, blacking out, injuring himself, and waking to find his dogs Spot and Barney fussing over him in concern. "
Really. You couldn't make this stuff up.