"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."

[amari_z]

Linked by esmerelda_t, I had to pass this along. The BBC lists some of Bush's more misunderestimated sayings. Go read them and laugh until you weep.

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[esmerelda-t.livejournal.com]

I was just re-reading them and giggling, I think my favorite is his dearly held belief that we and the fish can live together peacefully.

In case you don't see it, I linked to a similar article in the UK Guardian in reply to your comment.

[amari-z.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thanks for the second link as well. I can't watch the pratfall videos at work--but although I think I've seen them all before, they're no doubt worth rewatching (and rewatching)!

And I had totally forgotten this incident:

"If you'd wanted to invent a story to make Bush look foolish, you might have spun a tale of him choking on a pretzel while watching a football game, blacking out, injuring himself, and waking to find his dogs Spot and Barney fussing over him in concern. "

Really. You couldn't make this stuff up.