Crackiversary once more and fashion question

[amari_z]

I'm no doubt suffering delusions of grandeur (I provide hours of amusement for myself that way), but if anyone else wants to ask questions for the crackiversary, I'll extend the deadline for one more day, until the end of the weekend. If you have anything you'd like to ask, go here.

Also, o all knowing friends' list, does anyone want to suggest a favorite men's shoe that is ridiculously expensive yet tasteful? Something to wear with a three thousand dollar suit.