(Tor gets a just a little too indignant when that idea comes up, and there was that whole mop and dress incident, and, really, they can't seem to keep their hands off each other).

Good point! About that night, Tor is blaming the additives in the American imported cereal rather than the booze, or Percy's aftershave (though it does make him smell so manl -- la-la-la).

Especially because Gawain knows he's the man with the pants in that menage.

Also, because he believes in truth in advertising (the smug bastard actually had the silkscreen guy bold the font for Big; it made the two other G's blush, then threaten to kill Tor, Percy, and everyone else for laughing).