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amari_z ([personal profile] amari_z) wrote2006-07-12 08:56 pm

Protect Indiana and Wisconsin or we're all doomed!

I am teeth-constantly-clenched stressed and busy right now, but as I was eating my dinner at my desk, I came across this in The NYTimes, which reminded me why, in addition to being scaryevilfascists, our government is also, on top of everything else, just plain stupid (which makes its increasingly successful quest for absolute power even more scary).

You need to be registered to read the article, but in short, surprise, surprise, Homeland Security has no idea what the crap it's doing. The Inspector General of Homeland Security has issued a report that the National Asset Database (which is used to calculate how much money each state gets to fund security) is basically smoking crack. (Okay, the report used different words, but that was the idea.)

According to the database, Indiana is the state with the most potential terrorist targets (50 percent more than NY and more than twice as many as California). And Wisconsin is second. Don't get me wrong, I like cows and cheese as much as the next non-lactose intolerant person, but wtf?

Among the potential "assets" needing protection listed in the database are places like the Sweetwater Flea Market in Kentucky and the Amish Country Popcorn in Indiana (which, by the owner's own admission, is in the middle of nowhere and employs five people).

Other assets that are likely to draw the terrorists' eyes included Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo, the Mule Day Parade, “Beach at End of a Street,” “Nix’s Check Cashing,” “Mall at Sears,” “Ice Cream Parlor,” “Tackle Shop,” “Donut Shop,” “Anti-Cruelty Society” and “Bean Fest.”

I don't know about you, but I’m feeling reassured. Can people this incompetent actually manage to rig an election? Oh, wait, I forgot that they farmed that project out to the private sector.

[identity profile] sasha-b.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. That makes total sense. I mean, forget New York. Or Houston, which has a giant port right in the middle of the fourth largest city in the US, and a giant entire suburb filled with just refineries.

*sigh*

Sorry you're so stressed, love. I feel you on that. After having been awake since four thirty this morning (or what I refer to as the ass crack of dawn), and after going through the joy of my first solo manager meeting, I've discovered that a)I have a whole hell of a lot of shit to do and b)it ain't gonna be done anytime soon.

When is that knight in shining armor gonna come by again?

[identity profile] amari-z.livejournal.com 2006-07-13 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they are teh stupid.

Work is so crazy that I'm not sure if I should laugh hysterically or cry. No sleep is going to be happening between now and Monday, at least. Good luck with your stuff--but at least your meeting is over.