Ha! These are good. Although I envision the following (among other things):
Agravaine-For his incurable sweet tooth when it comes to gummies-one case of assorted gummy candies; i.e. gummy bears sour worms, etc. Agravaine denies that he likes this stuff (and how DARE you suggest it)! Meanwhile, Tor made off with the gift, but Agravaine will later corner him alone and get it back.
Bedivere- subscription to the London Stock Market report (or their equivalent to the Stock market Exchange). Bedivere appreciates your thoughfulness. He just wishes Bruenor didn't keep making off with his gift for use in fish and chips experiments. (You know how those end.)
Bors- Etiquette lessons to help him learn how to woo modern women. Maybe some singing lessons as well. Bors denies he ever sings. And, also, the etiquette teacher disappeared after 10 minutes, claiming she needed to use the loo. She has not returned.
Gaheris- a weekend for two (yes, that means no Galahad) for you and Gawain . Hotel and hot tub! Galahad showed up fifteen minutes after they got there. Gaheris tried to drown him in the hot tub, but Gawain wouldn't let him.
Galahad-day at the spa with the works. Tor couldn't be dissuaded from tagging along. He fell into the mud bath fully clothed and ate all the cucumbers. They got kicked out. When Galahad whined about it later, Gaheris though it was only fair (and secretly bought Tor some donuts).
Lancelot-I was going to get you a weekend get-away with Arthur, but not sure you are up to that right now. A gift basket of gourmet coffees-decaf, of course (It’s the best kind!) Lancelot is furious that you think he's not up to something--but he also says that he has no interest in spending time with Arthur, unless it involves a chance to take another swing at him, preferably with something sharp to hand this time. And don't try to pull that decaf thing on him! He wasn't born yesterday anymore, you know.
Lamorak, Urré, and Lionel-a year’s pass to the local sports club containing skateboarding and rock climbing. Lamorak gashed his head open trying some fancy flip on the skateboard (at Urre's urging and despite the instructor's yelling at him to stop) and Lionel cut the ropes of the other rock climbers (he thought it was a race). They were told not to come back. Perhaps you could give the place a call and get your money refunded.
Re: Feel free to make suggestions!
Agravaine-For his incurable sweet tooth when it comes to gummies-one case of assorted gummy candies; i.e. gummy bears sour worms, etc. Agravaine denies that he likes this stuff (and how DARE you suggest it)! Meanwhile, Tor made off with the gift, but Agravaine will later corner him alone and get it back.
Bedivere- subscription to the London Stock Market report (or their equivalent to the Stock market Exchange). Bedivere appreciates your thoughfulness. He just wishes Bruenor didn't keep making off with his gift for use in fish and chips experiments. (You know how those end.)
Bors- Etiquette lessons to help him learn how to woo modern women. Maybe some singing lessons as well. Bors denies he ever sings. And, also, the etiquette teacher disappeared after 10 minutes, claiming she needed to use the loo. She has not returned.
Gaheris- a weekend for two (yes, that means no Galahad) for you and Gawain . Hotel and hot tub! Galahad showed up fifteen minutes after they got there. Gaheris tried to drown him in the hot tub, but Gawain wouldn't let him.
Galahad-day at the spa with the works. Tor couldn't be dissuaded from tagging along. He fell into the mud bath fully clothed and ate all the cucumbers. They got kicked out. When Galahad whined about it later, Gaheris though it was only fair (and secretly bought Tor some donuts).
Lancelot-I was going to get you a weekend get-away with Arthur, but not sure you are up to that right now. A gift basket of gourmet coffees-decaf, of course (It’s the best kind!) Lancelot is furious that you think he's not up to something--but he also says that he has no interest in spending time with Arthur, unless it involves a chance to take another swing at him, preferably with something sharp to hand this time. And don't try to pull that decaf thing on him! He wasn't born yesterday anymore, you know.
Lamorak, Urré, and Lionel-a year’s pass to the local sports club containing skateboarding and rock climbing. Lamorak gashed his head open trying some fancy flip on the skateboard (at Urre's urging and despite the instructor's yelling at him to stop) and Lionel cut the ropes of the other rock climbers (he thought it was a race). They were told not to come back. Perhaps you could give the place a call and get your money refunded.