I think my favorite bit in this was Arthur getting hit in the face with a shoe. Priceless. Also, Lancelot jumping up and leaving without a second thought to Arthur (besides pick up your mess) was quality.

*sigh* I love this 'verse so dearly. And a crackiversary, how awesome is that! (Apologies for the delay in commenting. Could I have gotten here sooner, I would have.) Thanks for writing!